Humor
Haiku Error Messages
Three
things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything
is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
Seeing my
great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.
Errors have
occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Server's
poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
Login
incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
First snow,
then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
With
searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao
that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
A crash
reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
There is a
chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge.
You step in
the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
The ten
thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
Serious
error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.