Humor
Light Bulb Jokes for Dog Breeds
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make Me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that sort of thing.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Malemute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I'm just as cuddly in the dark.
Collie: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.